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Merry Christmas to my brothers in arms!

So many of my brothers in arms are overseas and far away from home during the holiday season.  Our prayers and well wishes go with the brave men and women who serve our country and ensure we are able to enjoy Christmas in the land of the free and the home of the brave.  To help those of you who are not veterans understand the world of our men and women in uniform, I present you with the rules that each branch of the service follow in their daily routine:

Marine Corps Rules 

1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.

3. Have a plan.

4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.

5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."

7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)

9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.

10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot...

 

Navy SEAL's Rules

1. Look very cool in sunglasses.

2. Kill every living thing within view.

3. Adjust Speedo.

4. Check hair in mirror.

 

US Army Rangers Rules

 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.

2. Locate individuals requiring killing.

3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.

4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.

5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.

 

US Army Rules

 1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.

2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.

3. Curse bitterly.

4. Curse bitterly

5. Do not listen to 2nd Lieutenants. They can get you killed.

6. Curse bitterly.

 

US Air Force Rules

 1. Have a cocktail.

2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.

3. See what's on HBO.

4. Ask "What is a gunfight?"

5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power Point presentation.

6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.

7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.

8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.

9. Hurry to make 1345 tee-time.

10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.

 

US Navy Rules

 1. Go to Sea.

2. Drink Coffee.

3. Deploy Marines

 

A Special Message to your Kids on Christmas

Do you want your kids to get you something great for Christmas?  Or are you happy with another year of ugly ties and AquaVelva?  Have your little rugrats watch this instructional video so they can make your Christmas a bit more enjoyable!

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So many of my fans from PokerKY.com, Geeks-on-Poker, Facebook, Youtube and across the web have asked me to start my own Blog.  So I figure, what the hell, give the people what they want!  Stay tuned for my thoughts, videos, and other fun here at The Coach's Corner!